Jokes
A few weeks back "We Are The World" was remade with proceeds going to help with relief efforts in Haiti. A noble idea for sure, only problem was the remake fucking sucked (some songs just shouldn't be re-done). I'd go as far to say that it was embarrassing, but if it wasn't for the remake we wouldn't have this... the Hip-Hop remix! Click the player above to check it out.
This is probably the only time I've laughed at anything Jay Leno related, except of course when Conan and Letterman clowned him hard last month.
Not that funny this time... C'MON SON! How you gonna have a huge youtube internet phenomenon and shoot it in an echo-y ass hallway of your grandma's house??? Get a mic!
C'MON SON! GTFOHWTBS
This is both the best and worst show I've seen on my television. Complex hits us with another soundboard. Pump that fist.
Alicia looks GOOD sitting at that piano. Colbert looks HILARIOUS as he drops a verse in the middle of the performance!
Here's the lyrics so you can sing along:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I love New York, King of all the Cities
Lived up by the Guggenheim, ’til I got some kiddies
Moved to Connecticut, ‘bye George Pataki
Volvo to the dry-cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis
Shoppin’ mall is close, my community is gated
My shorties are all private school educated
Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma
Still hit the city, Times Square, keep it real
Hard Rock Cafe for the appetizer deal
M&M Store, Disney Store, I’m in heaven
I own this town from 41st to 47th
Take you to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
I can get home really fast, driver rocks an E-Z Pass
Land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class
"Oh snap!" is right.
Fellas, don't text and DON'T LEAVE VOICE MESSAGES! I'm just sayin'.
Well, here's the funniest shit of 2009 ladies and gentlemen. Let the quoting begin!
"What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other."
( More adventures of apple juice here.)
